Blame it on my babcia (Polish for â€œgrandmotherâ€). Every addiction begins with a gateway, and my culinary marijuana to ethnic comfort food was my babcia’s pierogi, moon-shaped dumplings of potato and cheese pan-seared in a lake of scalding butter and topped with a porky hash of caramelized onion and bacon.
While the family recipe still exists, the true execution of it died with my babcia, and ever since I’ve been hunting for a replacement. To help me find Chicago’s best pierogi, I enlisted Steve Zavesky, a third-generation Whiting, Indiana, native and a two-time pierogi eatingâ€“contest champion at Whiting’s Pierogi Festival (Friday 27 through Sunday 29). We hit eight spots in five hours (Zavesky polished off 27 dumplings during the search), always ordering potato and cheese for the control.
5961 N Elston Ave, 773-763-1123
Sporting wall-to-wall knotty pine and an LCD flat screen tuned to the Polish weather channel, this spot is the epitome of Polish Highlander chic.
Steve Zavesky â€œThese are dripping in butter. This is as close to my mom’s as any we’ve tried.â€
Michael NagrantÂ â€œThey stole my babcia’s recipe. You can taste onion and garlic in the filling.â€
2101 W Chicago Ave, 773-486-6163
This retail outlet is an old Polish family deli. But don’t let the modest decor fool you: With national grocery-store chains carrying its pierogi, Kasia’s is the McDonald’s of doughy dumplings.
SZ â€œThey don’t taste frozen. I like the onion on topâ€”gives it a nice flavor.â€
MN â€œThe dumpling is tender, like they poached them in butter for hours.â€
1034 W Belmont Ave, 773-325-1015
Decked out with glowing pendant lamps, neon-green walls and modern wooden tables, this Lakeview pierogi emporium ain’t your dziadzia‘s (â€œgrandfather’sâ€) dumpling house.
SZ â€œThis cheddar is great, and the deep-fry is unique. â€
MN â€œNice sharp tang on the cheddar. The deep-fry makes this a must.â€
5532 W Belmont Ave, 773-282-5335
The front room’s cruise shipâ€“like portholes give way to a strip joint’s worth of gold poles, giving it the feel of a Liberace-decorated restaurant.SZ â€œThe crunchy crust is nice.â€
MN â€œThese pierogi are superpeppery. I like the caramelized crunch on the outside.â€
5752 W Belmont Ave, 773-282-5296
This Northwest Side spot caters to hardworking Poles with dishes like the carbtastic â€œcontractor’s special.â€
SZ â€œThese are pretty good. There’s an onion flavor to the filling.â€
MN â€œThis is kind of like a character-actor pierogi. I’d be pretty happy with it, if it were the only one we had today, but it doesn’t stand out.â€
1022 N Western Ave, 773-489-3566
This dingy storefront decked out with nonworking video-poker machines looks like a front for the Polish mafia. While we were there, a man walked through the restaurant to a waiting pickup truck holding something wrapped in a blanket.
SZ â€œThe dough’s chewy but the cheese is really creamy.â€
MN â€œI don’t like the texture. It’s kind of like a gut bomb.â€
1549 W Division St, 773-486-6655
With its red vinyl stools, plastic tablecloths and assorted bric-a-brac, this place looks like some old Polish lady’s basement speakeasy. The seasoned (and soured) servers add to that feeling.
SZ â€œMan, these take a long time. The filling is really dry, and the dough is kind of gluey.â€
MN â€œI think they made the pierogi from scratchâ€”that’s why it takes so long. But there’s absolutely no seasoning in either of these, and the dough is chewy.â€
Halina’s Polish Delights
5914 W Lawrence Ave, 773-205-0256
Like Podhalanka, this place definitely has an old-lady feel to it, but with frilly cotton tablecloths and bouquets of fresh tulips, this would be a richer, more tasteful granny.
SZ â€œThe potato are kind of velvety, and the filling is well seasoned.â€
MN â€œI really like the snap of this dough. The potato is pureed and I think there’s some garlic in hereâ€
This article first appeared in Time Out Chicago in a different form.